 | Phil Warner - Attack
Wokingham
Like Saunders , has played at both cenre back and centre forward. Top scorer who likes to spread play and is dangerous in the air.
Seems to be singled out and pushed around by opposition defenders at every corner? Guaranteed to score a goal as long as he gets about 26 chances.
Diet of Minstrels and Milkshakes are beginning to catch up with him.
Click here to see Phil and SEP play at CooperFest 2005.
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 | Richard Smith (Schmidty) - Defender
Maidenhead Cookham
Consistent and versatile defender who can slot in anywhere across the back four and give an accomplished performance. Berkshire's answer to Rio Ferdinand is known for his gangly ,awkward style. His long legs can make it seem as if your being marked by two people at once. He is actually the tallest player in the world.
Owner of the World famous pulling shirt.
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 | Russell Higgins (Russ) - Midfield
Maidenhead Cookham
Attacking Midfield player who has also started on the right wing. His Perm like Mullett can be seen sweeping across the field as he links midfield with attack. Turns up for training if his new wife, Sarah allows him too. Has the ability to beat three men and score amazing goals.
However also has the ability to miss absolute sitters from underneath the cross bar.
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Peter S Colvin Esq. (Keeps) - Goalkeeper
Maidenhead Cookham
Experienced Shot stopper. Colvin provides the last line of defence for the all-stars. Agile and commanding he makes the box his own. The mancunian is also known for his northern rants and many a defender has suffered the wrath of “Keeps” .
Must be kept away from karaoke bars.
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 | Sam Carroll - Midfield
Henley – On – Thames
The Mullett bearing centre midfielder is the only club ever-present. Pulls the strings in the Berkshire midfield and rarely loses the ball. Excellent passer of the ball (Sideways anyway) . Known for his “Trendy Bar” expertise , Sam is also the clubs in-house
D.j. – Pukka.
When in full flow his blonde flowing locks are a sight to behold.
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 | Alex Mylonas - Midfield
Maidenhead Cookham
Midfielder who seems to have made the right midfield spot his own. Known for his great first touch . Has the habit of flipping during a game and shouting things like “Rumble him!” or “Oh Come on!” really loud. Energertic player who also tracks back when needed.
Comes from a large Greek-Cypriot Mafia family. So mess with him, mess with da family.
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 | Marcell Gall - Retired
Football Team: Ice Hockey actually
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 | Jo Carroll - Midfield
Henley-On Thames
Barrell chested , skinhead , hard-man midfielder . Strikes fear in to the heart of the opposition simply by gazing at them.
Links up well his brother Sam in midfield and can often be heard verbally abusing his younger brothers for the full ninety-minutes.
Likes to get stuck in and pass the ball forward. Also likes to shoot from distance .. Unfortunatley.
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 | Richard Liptak - Defender
Maidenhead Cookham
Richie is often known simply as Richie “Slovak” because people often forget his surname. Is at home on either flank and crosses with pin point accuracy. Has recently preformed admirably at full-back.
A somewhat lonely figure now that Marcelle has left us , but now is the time for Richie to come out from behind the big man's shadow.
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 | Matthew Mylonas - Winger
Maidenhead Cookham
Baby of the squad. Made his debut in the recent away win against Slough and also figured in the recent tournament. First player to graduate from our world famous youth academy. Has great vision.
It has been reported
That six different species of bird have taken up residence in his hair, having mistaken it for a birds nest. Remember- Mess with him,
Mess with the family. You have been warned.
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 | Robyn Carroll (Jimmy) - Defender
Henley-on-Thames
“Jimmy” as he is affectionately known by all has blossomed in to a strong central defender. Will now take over the departed Marcelles roll as the club hard man at the back. However he must learn to curb his habit of using his hands to control the ball.
Often likened to a gypsy.
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 | Euan Bolboi - Defender
Wokingham
Romanian international. New signing who is yet to make his debut for all-stars. The quiet left footer is quick to turn defence into attack. His no-nonsense tackling has produced many an astro-turf burn on the legs of the opposition.
He is not a refugee.
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 | Mike Saunders - Defense/Attack
Henley-on-Thames
Mikey performs equally well for the all-stars at both centre back and centre forward. Despite being ginger his pace can hurt even the meanest of defences. However Mike drastically needs to work on his fitness.
Can often be seen before and after games
practicing martial arts move with Jimmy.
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 | Ali Ford - Midfield/Defence
Maidenhead Bray
Diminutive but hard working midfielder who never gives up on a last cause. Ali “bite your legs” Ford has been likened to a nippy little Yorkshire Terrier, you know the cute little brown ones with the fluffy tail, becausae of his tenacity. Not always a first team regular but has responded well whenever called upon.
Has been training with Wycombe recently to gain full fitness.
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| Laurance Higgins - Midfield/Attack
Our Laurance has done a bit of everything, from being the teams chief hairdresser to now being the team's postie. Back from a stint in america
learning how to save lives on the mountain face. Respect.
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Steve Fallows - Midfield/Attack
Somewhere in Oxford
Summer signing from Didcot. Steveos skilful left foot gives the side balance and flair. Often seen coming down the country roads of Oxfordshire on his tractor. Ooo-arr! Great crosser of the ball who can also pop up and score goals.
Known as trigg by his team mates for his late reaction to jokes. Steve takes the world record for taking 7.5 minutes.
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 | Chris Warner - Defense/Midfield
Wokingham
Bush is back in the first team frame after regaining full fitness. The versatile 20-year old has rediscovered his touch after many years in the footballing wilderness. Can play in most positions. But if he goes in goal make sure you don’t shoot from “too near” or “Too hard” .
Has recently aquirred the skill of amazing diving headers.
Click here to visit the Chicken Junction Band website
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 | John Mc Hunter - Midfield
Maidenhead Cookham, Henley-on-Thames & Scotland
Attack minded Scotsman is hard to shake off the ball as he strides forward. Often turns up for training wearing a kilt.
Hunter also has an eye for goal and can often be seen standing in the box shouting “ Meddle, Meddle”. Recently became a proud father and will be back in the team once he has his figure back.
Ock Aye!
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